Thanks, Teddy.
If God didn't want me to play my music really loud and dance around my living room, then why did God give me such good speakers?
posted by Megan at 8:48 AM
Cerrado.
posted by Megan at 8:48 AM
14 Comments:
Megan, the devil has the best tunes.
Maybe so He could hear it as well all the way up there!
And the demon rum!
Clearly it's a test. Just because God gives you something, that doesn't make it all right to inflict it on others. But, you do, so you're going to Hell.
I really hate it when people make a lot of noise. I don't want to hear it. I like quiet. Especially in the mornings and evenings.
Justin
A loving God wouldn't tempt us with needs and very good speakers and new dance music if she didn't want us to follow our urges.
You would hate being my neighbor.
Does God deliver priority, or does it take a while to ship still?
A truly wise and loving God would have made it so that it is impossible to play loud music on the 2nd floor of an apartment complex at 3 am.
Particularly the thumping part.
No, no, no, Mark --- you've got it all backwards. A truly wise and loving god would have made it possible to play loud music in your apartment at any time --- without your neighbors hearing it at all.
s.
You guys are not the dorks I thought you were. None of you have asked yet what kind of speakers I have.
So since you clearly want too brag:
What kind of speakers do you have?
NO no. Y'all don't really care.
Do we really need to know what kind of speakers they are? Clearly they are divine in origin, so it's not as if we could just pop 'round to Circuit City and buy ourselves a set.
--mith
Awesome, Mith.
Considering your status as a mythical goddess, the Divine Speakers of Joy and Happiness are clearly Athena Technology tower speakers.
Being your neighbor would be like living in Heaven...bathed in the radiance of thumping bass descending from the Pantheon. I'd feel unworthy and wistfully gaze at your flaming tub and bless this world in which all such could be
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