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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Thanks, Teddy.

If God didn't want me to play my music really loud and dance around my living room, then why did God give me such good speakers?

14 Comments:

Blogger Noel said...

Megan, the devil has the best tunes.

10:05 AM  
Blogger billo said...

Maybe so He could hear it as well all the way up there!

10:05 AM  
Blogger Megan said...

And the demon rum!

10:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clearly it's a test. Just because God gives you something, that doesn't make it all right to inflict it on others. But, you do, so you're going to Hell.

I really hate it when people make a lot of noise. I don't want to hear it. I like quiet. Especially in the mornings and evenings.

Justin

10:22 AM  
Blogger Megan said...

A loving God wouldn't tempt us with needs and very good speakers and new dance music if she didn't want us to follow our urges.

You would hate being my neighbor.

10:46 AM  
Blogger ScottM said...

Does God deliver priority, or does it take a while to ship still?

11:21 AM  
Blogger Mark said...

A truly wise and loving God would have made it so that it is impossible to play loud music on the 2nd floor of an apartment complex at 3 am.

Particularly the thumping part.

11:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, no, no, Mark --- you've got it all backwards. A truly wise and loving god would have made it possible to play loud music in your apartment at any time --- without your neighbors hearing it at all.

s.

5:45 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

You guys are not the dorks I thought you were. None of you have asked yet what kind of speakers I have.

7:00 PM  
Anonymous Erik said...

So since you clearly want too brag:

What kind of speakers do you have?

8:05 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

NO no. Y'all don't really care.

10:04 PM  
Anonymous mith said...

Do we really need to know what kind of speakers they are? Clearly they are divine in origin, so it's not as if we could just pop 'round to Circuit City and buy ourselves a set.

--mith

7:41 AM  
Blogger Megan said...

Awesome, Mith.

7:46 AM  
Anonymous jon said...

Considering your status as a mythical goddess, the Divine Speakers of Joy and Happiness are clearly Athena Technology tower speakers.

Being your neighbor would be like living in Heaven...bathed in the radiance of thumping bass descending from the Pantheon. I'd feel unworthy and wistfully gaze at your flaming tub and bless this world in which all such could be

5:39 AM  

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