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My lawyer friend is working on a robbery case. According to the victim statement:
The guy in the black hoodie pointed a black gun at me. He told me to give him my money. I told him that I did not have any. He told me put my hands on the car that I was standing by. I told him no because it was dirty.
posted by Megan at 8:13 PM
10 Comments:
Cojones.
The statement was from a woman...
Don't take it so literally.
A woman can be "spunky", too, even it it is NOT just right after sex.
I just read about two Wal-Mart workers who were held up in the parking lot. They told him, "You can't have our money. You have to work for it like everybody else," and he ran away.
Figurative cojones. ;)
I thought Ogged had been robbed.
(Because fastidiousness is strongly associated in my mind with Ogged)
I knew what you meant, Tom. Smiled, even.
Just wanted to be clear that I didn't think Ogged had been robbing people.
I had a client who robbed a woman coming out of a grocery store. The victim resisted, and in the struggle, pulled my client's shirt off so that she was topless as she ran to her car and drove away.
One of the witness statements described her as: "5'6, 135 lbs., long sandy hair...about a C cup".
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