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Monday, October 15, 2007


My lawyer friend is working on a robbery case. According to the victim statement:
The guy in the black hoodie pointed a black gun at me. He told me to give him my money. I told him that I did not have any. He told me put my hands on the car that I was standing by. I told him no because it was dirty.


Blogger susan said...


10:03 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

The statement was from a woman...

10:30 PM  
Blogger jens said...

Don't take it so literally.

A woman can be "spunky", too, even it it is NOT just right after sex.

5:18 AM  
Blogger Noumenon said...

I just read about two Wal-Mart workers who were held up in the parking lot. They told him, "You can't have our money. You have to work for it like everybody else," and he ran away.

6:57 AM  
Blogger susan said...

Figurative cojones. ;)

8:39 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

I thought Ogged had been robbed.

10:46 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

(Because fastidiousness is strongly associated in my mind with Ogged)

10:08 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

I knew what you meant, Tom. Smiled, even.

11:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Just wanted to be clear that I didn't think Ogged had been robbing people.

11:34 AM  
Blogger Brian said...

I had a client who robbed a woman coming out of a grocery store. The victim resisted, and in the struggle, pulled my client's shirt off so that she was topless as she ran to her car and drove away.

One of the witness statements described her as: "5'6, 135 lbs., long sandy hair...about a C cup".

3:58 PM  

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