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Sunday, March 16, 2008

At least we have the archives.

Anand's very new ladyfriend is a private person. She doesn't like to be talked about, doesn't want him telling us all her details. Does she have any idea who she's taking up with? Our Anand? Anand who daily writes copiously on our popular blog? Anand, whose every feeling and encounter must be described at length, so that you guys can hash it out with him? Anand who sets the standard for sensitive hippie-type guy, who knows no emotional or sexual boundaries? Anand who'd blurt anything to a stranger in the produce section? Our Anand?

I don't know, guys. This might be the beginning of a new era 'round here. Obviously he's going to respect her preferences, but what will be left for us to discuss? If we aren't reading about his sordid adventures (no more videos!!!), the way he flits from freakshow partner to freakshow partner, the recreational drugs he does to enhance his extraordinary sex life and the parties that are the backbone of his "lifestyle", what the hell do we have left? Anand's shamelessness is the engine of our blog traffic. I can try to step up, but I don't think I have the stamina for the staggering debauchery that Anand lives and breathes. If he hadn't blogged it, sordid detail by convincing detail, on this very site, I wouldn't even think his exploits were possible.


Blogger jens said...

Ummm.....sounds like you have a PRIVATE blog section that you - appropriately - have not let me see.

Your revelations have always been an open page about yourself, without naming names of the guilty or the wonderful.

8:33 PM  
Anonymous ed said...

Clearly, if she is not willing to divulge the facts, we must fill the void with speculation!

10:46 PM  
Blogger Jacqueline said...

If this is your way of announcing that you have a new boyfriend (but won't be blogging about him), congratulations!

3:14 AM  
Blogger susan said...

Well, at least I'll be able to read the blog at work now, without the constant fear that my boss will happen to stop by and catch me completely absorbed in yet another of Anand's debaucherous tales. Sure, the place will be a snooze-fest without him, but we'll just have to learn to adjust. You'll know your loyal readers by the ones who stick around, I guess.

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anand, our Anand!? *chuckle*

It is a sad, sad, sad, sad world when I find out that Anand is seeing someone by reading a blog. I did hear, just a day or two ago that he had a date, but one date does not a relationship make. Enquiring minds want to know. I must grill him!


7:08 AM  
Blogger Justus said...

Jens clearly failed the Sarcasm Test at school.

9:13 AM  
Blogger jens said...


Please define this unfamiliar term for me.

7:58 PM  

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