At least we have the archives.

Anand's very new ladyfriend is a private person. She doesn't like to be talked about, doesn't want him telling us all her details. Does she have any idea who she's taking up with? Our Anand? Anand who daily writes copiously on our popular blog? Anand, whose every feeling and encounter must be described at length, so that you guys can hash it out with him? Anand who sets the standard for sensitive hippie-type guy, who knows no emotional or sexual boundaries? Anand who'd blurt anything to a stranger in the produce section? Our Anand?

I don't know, guys. This might be the beginning of a new era 'round here. Obviously he's going to respect her preferences, but what will be left for us to discuss? If we aren't reading about his sordid adventures (no more videos!!!), the way he flits from freakshow partner to freakshow partner, the recreational drugs he does to enhance his extraordinary sex life and the parties that are the backbone of his "lifestyle", what the hell do we have left? Anand's shamelessness is the engine of our blog traffic. I can try to step up, but I don't think I have the stamina for the staggering debauchery that Anand lives and breathes. If he hadn't blogged it, sordid detail by convincing detail, on this very site, I wouldn't even think his exploits were possible.