I don't even wear small clothes.
A week ago, I cut four inches off my hair, making me distinctly not long-haired. Exactly two people noticed that my hair now falls above my shoulders. Really, y'all. If you aren't looking at my hair and you aren't making eye contact, what are you staring at?
posted by Megan at 10:14 AM
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Your aura.
It's a light yellow today, by the way.
I'm staring at your dazzling brilliance. It's hard to see past it.
Megan, last spring I cut twelve inches off (donated it). It took some of my friends several days to notice. Some people just aren't observant.
The hot girl wearing small clothes sitting two tables behind you.
The time I cut off more than a foot of hair I sent it to an ex-boyfriend who had been super insistent that I keep my hair long.
Your boobs.
Really though, I rarely ever notice anything about a girl's hair. Not even my girls! (So many negative points for that) And I'm not sure why.
That seems a bit odd, mailing your hair to the ex. Did you have a particular point to prove?
Just that if he liked my long hair so much, he could have it.
Well, maybe I lack the creativity of the rest of your imaginary internet friends, but I'm just staring at the wonderful prose...when's the book signing party again?? ;^)
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