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posted by Megan at 3:37 PM
what's wrong with lawyers?
What do you call 10,000 lawyers chained to the bottom of the sea?
Before my wife met me she made a list of what she wanted in a man. I met everything on it but the age criteria, which she revised by a year after she met me.
I don't think I fit a single one of Kirstyn's criterion. But we fulfill the largest criteria (more, rather than less), and a lot of her criterion have changed since then, so I think things are probably okay.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers chained to the bottom of the sea?A good start?
First no chicks, now no lawyers? I just can't win with you, can I??
When I was 10 I asked my aunt why my older cousin had chosen his fiancee. Yes she was pretty. Yes she was nice. But why HER specifically? Somehow my aunt understood what I was getting at, and told me "she makes him laugh when he's down". Which is one of the most brilliant answers I've gotten to any question I've ever asked. -dithersps, you are bound to end up with a lawyer, you're just taunting fate with these constant denouncements!
Claudia,No married chicks. As I remember it, you pretty much had your way with me before you got married.
oh, but i do think you're right about the lawyers. i put that in mostly to placate my best friend, who doesn't understand my requirement of intellectual curiosity but does know what kind of salary lawyers can make.
On the phone doesn't really count...I don't think nude photographs count either, unless I'm also in them.
Topless! And you can't see anything through the bubbles anyway!
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