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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

You would think she would want to see it in the mirror.

I was at this watershed meeting last night, and some developers came to present their proposed project and try to win some hippy approval. The watershed people looked exactly like you would expect, and happily, so did the developers, all slick and groomed. One woman with the developers was very striking, hair cut in a severe fade, extreme eye make-up, low-rise pinstripe slacks. She had strong features, and pulled it off well, but I kept wondering if she is just counting the days until she can get out of this cowtown.

At one point she stood up and I noticed her tramp stamp, in capital letters, said: "ME". I'm still figuring that out. ME. We all know it is her, and "ME" doesn't offer any additional information, so I don't think it is a form of ID. I always assume the true audience for a tramp stamp is the guy bending her over. Perhaps he needs to be reminded of the real focus of the activities? Maybe it is just her personal motto. ME... ME... ME.

13 Comments:

Anonymous jens said...

Maybe she really loves her state, but was too skinny to fit "Maine"?

I learned a new slang term today!

In researching its meaning, I also came across the German synonym "Arschgeweih", meaning "ass antlers".

9:16 AM  
Blogger Megan said...

I love "ass antlers." I'm totally switching. Having a blog is so great!

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, what is a tramp stamp?
-Mel

11:26 AM  
Blogger Megan said...

Hey hon,

Your husband just dissed us for lunch. BOO!

A lower back tattoo.

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps you didn't see it all and it could have said "ME LIKEY" or perhaps,
ME
NO
LIKEY

11:34 AM  
Anonymous edj said...

maybe its not ME. maybe its

W
E

when she is laying on her side.

...or sigma m, i guess.

ok, nevermind.

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you, Mel, for asking the question that us innocent folks couldnt begin to formulate.

-Anthony

1:30 PM  
Anonymous ogged said...

I like the incompleteness theory.

GIVE
IT TO
ME

2:48 PM  
Blogger Dubin said...

DON'T JUDGE

ME

ON MY STAMP
I AM ACTUALLY
A COOL GIRL
AND NOT A
TWAT

3:50 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

Or, considering the rest of her look:

YOU WISH YOU WERE

ME

YOU IGNORANT HICKS

4:15 PM  
Blogger Aaronlane said...

She's a big fan of Melissa Ethridge.

7:22 AM  
Anonymous UnderwearNinja said...

I'm a little upset you didn't bring us back pictures.

4:34 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

Oh UnderwearNinja. Honey. What do you think are the chances that I have a digital camera?

4:38 PM  

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