html xmlns="" xml:lang="en" lang="en"> From the archives: Maybe he changed his name from RANSCATTO.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Maybe he changed his name from RANSCATTO.

Dearest Randy,

As I was sitting in a meeting, not listening to the speaker, I fear, but instead idly pondering color schemes, flowers and seating arrangements, I couldn’t help but notice that the letters in RANDALL MUNROE had appeared on the paper in front of me. After that, it was nothing, not even a thought, to see that:

R A N D A L L M U N R O E when mostly rearranged, spells:

R U N _ O _ A _ R A M E N _ _

I know that someone who is barred from cryptography conferences can decipher that as easily as you found the key that unlocks my heart. There are no coincidences, Randy. There is only fate and two souls reaching for each other through this vast cold Internet. I'm here, baby. Reach for me.

UPDATE: Do not reach for me. You are too young, and I apologize for all the impure thoughts I had about you today. Sorry 'bout that. Your name doesn't really spell anything important for our future. I do think your comics are very funny, though.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try this


5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I particularly like "MAD ORAL RUNNEL"

It's a sign, you do seem to be drooling over him.


6:02 PM  
Anonymous Mitch said...


6:20 PM  
Anonymous Rob M said...

dream all no run

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you don't poach?

7:56 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

Not on D, not on other women's men.

7:58 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

"A film legend" desires an "actor's tan"?

3:26 AM  
Anonymous fasolamatt said...

Alas, Megan, the secret message you deciphered is to remind you to have a moment of silence for this guy.

5:25 AM  
Blogger Will said...

You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.

8:08 AM  

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