She remembers it differently.

um, excuse me? when exactly did you mow the lawn TWICE a week? and since we're on the topic, let's think back to the day you (intentionally?) ran over the sprinkler head, not only creating a geyser in the yard, but breaking the lawn mower at the same time. then LEFT the scene to come inside and read a book! cleverly getting yourself banned from lawn mowing duties, which SOMEBODY ELSE had to take over for you (much in the way somebody might take over a plant stand) while said somebody was never absolved of pool cleaning duties because OTHER somebodies couldn't hook up the vacuum themselves. and let's also not forget that potato bugs could at any point be found at the bottom of the pool OR, and much worse, discovered bloated in a leaf trap which must be emptied before the pool can be finished.

besides which when you mow the lawn you can set up a line of grapefruits to mow over which smells really good. and when you're done you jump into the sparkly swimming pool, so i've got no sympathy for you.