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Thursday, July 12, 2007

I apparently don't write real posts any more.

I used to generate content, but that's for losers. Here. One of Mark Morford's good columns, which he managed to write the entire way through without mentioning n/pples or an*l sex*.

President Bush today made the stunning yet somehow entirely understandable announcement that all Republicans in his administration are hereby officially excused from any and all crimes they have committed....

Come to me and be not someone's prison bitch despite how you really, really deserve it! I hereby pardon you aaaaaalllll!"




*I actually do not want those hits. Do you know, I just figured out a little while back that searches for "megan good porn" are not "megan, good porn" but are instead "Megan Good, porn". I am deeply sorry to everyone this blog has disappointed, although I continue to believe that you should be using image search for your porn queries.

3 Comments:

Blogger Marcus said...

Megan good! Porn!

OK, back to work now.

2:17 PM  
Blogger Dagon said...

All of the public policy and water engineering porn (that I can find) is text, not images.

This leaves us trying various keywords, most of which lead here. Fortunately, this blog rarely disappoints.

Maybe what we really need is Google mental-image search.

3:07 PM  
Blogger jens said...

Well THAT post should improve your Google hit rating for "porn" just a little.

10:15 PM  

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