Time to put out, darling.
Hello my friends!
Maybe it is already Valentine's Day where you are! Maybe you are reading this on Valentine's Day! Maybe you will have very romantic Valentine's Day, or maybe you don't care or maybe you will sulk! None of those things matter to me, though. What matters to me is that you do me a favor. Or maybe we do each other favors, just a little something nice for each other.
If you want to do a girl a favor, you should click through to Smut Shorts and you should tell me a naughty little story. A true one. Not all porn-y and nasty, but a short little sumthin'-sumthin'. We wrote some for you, because we're all generous and giving like that.
So, my friends, Smut Shorts. Short. Smutty. Tell us a story, then tell your friends.
Happy Valentine's Day.
UPDATE: Also, to the dude who'll recognize himself: Hope that doesn't bug you.
Maybe it is already Valentine's Day where you are! Maybe you are reading this on Valentine's Day! Maybe you will have very romantic Valentine's Day, or maybe you don't care or maybe you will sulk! None of those things matter to me, though. What matters to me is that you do me a favor. Or maybe we do each other favors, just a little something nice for each other.
If you want to do a girl a favor, you should click through to Smut Shorts and you should tell me a naughty little story. A true one. Not all porn-y and nasty, but a short little sumthin'-sumthin'. We wrote some for you, because we're all generous and giving like that.
So, my friends, Smut Shorts. Short. Smutty. Tell us a story, then tell your friends.
Happy Valentine's Day.
UPDATE: Also, to the dude who'll recognize himself: Hope that doesn't bug you.
posted by Megan at 10:07 PM
6 Comments:
The new blog subtitle suddenly makes more sense.
That was foreshadowing. I am so literary.
That PS is the funniest thing I've read today.
this has so made my day! I had no idea I had so many smutty stories longing to be told.
Fun. :)
kudos for not being scared to smut it up.
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