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Keep it nice.
I don't get it? Four? Four what? And who was guy #3?
Justin
You are being cryptic, and I have a feeling I'm supposed to know what this means... arrgahgahghaggggggghhhhh.
Yep, that's what it means. Fuck!
So we are to take it that you didn't get any?
Thanks, friend, for your concern.
Your search - secret superpower site:fromthearchives.blogspot.com - did not match any documents.
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Your search - superpower site:fromthearchives.blogspot.com - did not match any documents.
Hmmmmm.
Dang. Sorry.
A4
Aw, dammit. We could trade superpowers if you like. I've got incredible but uncontrollable ability to randomly memorize music. I bet you'd put that to good use. Swap?
No way Mark. You and your wife have it good. You shouldn't jeopardize that.
Ali's mixing the drinks. Tonight might be a big night for me.
Two drinks down and we're going to Safeway. I'm not sure what happens next. The rules for drinking games don't seem consistent, but we're awfully giggly.
He does, however, live within walking distance. In the other direction, fortunately.
sorry megan,that sucks.
Three drinks down and we are definitely in new territory. It is really hard to think things right now, and Ali cheats at backgammon when I am drink, which I don't care, 'cause I have to do her puships when I lose.
I like this so far. I need to call someon.
Someone once told me that STage Four drunkeness is Folk Songs and Dances, but if by that she meant Old School hip-hop, then I am already there.
Walking is not so easy. Justin, I hink I'm drunk. I like it so far. no wonder you kept telling me to do this.
Ali is the best roommate ever. I do believe "re-living old freindships" was Stage Two, but we can re-visit that. Chris is gonna love his phone call.
Chris loved his phone call. I owe the Funnier Megan an apology, 'cause seh offered to get em wasted tonight too and I turned her down. But I'm not gonna call her next.
Wow. It is really hard to think.
I don't need you to comment in between my comments.
Now we're writing paper eltters, and I got the stamps out. This is great. now I know why people kept telling me to do this. except that I think spinning is goingto be soon.
yo yo yo This be. Ali.
Megan is BUTT freaking WASTED and about to pass the eff out in her bed. She said she was "at The Spinning Stage" so I put her to bed with a big glass of water.
We just wrote real live Thank You cards to whichever people happened upon our prefontal cortecies (is the the plural of cortex? this spelling bastard is telling me it's not a real word, but I was a psych major and really, I have no idea if memories originate in the PFC or the MB or the TL or what. Mine all go directly thru the olfactory nerve.). My hair is so ridiculosuly dirty.
Oh my. Drunk thank you letters. Good luck recipients!
The nice thing about stopping at the spinning stage is that the hangover will be only moderate. It's when you drink *through* the spinning stage that the next day is really bad.
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